July 1, 2008

Adventures in Bacon

I’m a lazy bacon-lover.  I buy the precooked stuff that you can throw in the microwave and have it ready in 30 seconds.  No mess, and it’s good enough to get my bacon fix without going to a lot of trouble.
I went to bed last night and the four pounds of bacon I had cooked [...]

July 1, 2008

The Pork Factory

By the time I get us ready to go camping, I’m going to need a vacation.  Unfortunately, there’s a lot of work involved in camping and not a lot of what defines “vacation,” at least as it appears in the Lisa dictionary–no restaurants to do the cooking and clean-up, no maids to make up the tent [...]